The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #5588   Message #3643347
Posted By: GUEST,guest
19-Jul-14 - 05:38 AM
Thread Name: Req: Comin' Round the Mountain doin' 90 MPH
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comin' Round the Mountain???
An Australian version I heard in the 90s:

Riding down the mountain
Pissing like a fountain
When the chain on my bicycle broke
Sitting in the grass
With a pedal up my arse
And my balls play a tune on the spokes