Hang on, I'll just hang my head out of the window.

"Oy, world! How many of you believe in the old bloke with the white beard who doesn't give a fuck about you after all?"

Hang on Keith. You yourself are living proof that not everybody is rational, sophisticated and able to think for themselves. Give it time, someone might answer.

"Not you vicar! You don't count. You are paid to make others believe what you are taught otherwise in vicar school!"