bobad: "I doubt you'll receive any cogent replies from those whose twisted view of reality..."

Right now, it appears I won't even get a 'reasonable facsimile'. Maybe if they can't come up with one, it's and indication that they ought to reconsider their biases.
But one of them might come up with something...who knows?... maybe someone on Mudcat has the answer to the centuries old problem...besides humans having the amazing capacity for dumb opinions!
Give it a shot, guys!

GfS