Fook me, he can't even ignore people successfully..

Sorry, I shouldn't accuse old codgers of getting a stiffy. Double insult and all that. Luckily, it was a metaphorical stiffy eh?

The problem is, he wants me to behave like a gentleman. Presumably wants me to take a glove off, waft it in his face and call him a cad for joining in the encouragement of Israeli bombing of civilians.

Gentleman... Let me see now.

"If you were a gentleman, you wouldn't have done that!"

"If you were a lady, you wouldn't speak with your mouth full."

Whoops, that's buggered my chances of vacating his sulky step.