From (Andrew) Christian Boutique:

""Hey honey, do you like G-strings?

How about booty-shorts? Jockstraps, thongs, boxer briefs, and elegant, Speedo-esque swimming trunks that lovingly support your junk?

Do you sometimes even like to wear regular clothes on top of your kinkified underwear?

Rhetorical questions, ALL, loverface.

Andrew Christian's got you covered.

Or rather, AC loves your shape so much that you'll want to UNcover it often, so that your unmentionables become a staple of your daily conversation.

"Dude, are you wearing a thong?"

"Hell yes, b!tch, and I've got the ass for it."

Mmm, hmm. MEOW.

Andrew Christian's got a huge assortment of men's underthings; think of it as a male version of Victoria Secret except with no lace, stockings, or surprisingly beefy, mean-looking sales girls who seem like they chop down trees or wrestle bears in their spare time.

That's not to say the workers at Andrew Christian are all hulking, Nordic underwear model specimens who will intimidate you or snicker at you behind your back as you fight every man's inner battle--"hipster brief, or thong?"

People of every age, physique, and sexual orientation shop at this store, so come on in, the G-strings are fine.

Non male hooker underwear offerings include jeans, pullover and button-up shirts, and some jackets, all ranging in price between $20 and $280 (for hawt, military style parkas).

Sleazy underwear choices usually range from between $15 to $40, and lots of things are on sale.

The store is small and cozy, so be prepared to be complimented on being beautiful.

Oh! And Rage is almost right next door, so after you spend some money at Andrew Christian, you can shake your moneymaker and earn some more, gorgeous.

xoxo""




(Andrew)Christian Boutique