The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #155142 Message #3646708
Posted By: Don Firth
30-Jul-14 - 02:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: Abuse
Subject: RE: BS: Abuse
How about:
"I'd tell you to get a clue, but you couldn't get a clue if it were the middle of clue mating season, you took off all your clothes and rubbed your body with clue musk, then ran out into the middle of a field of horny clues and did the clue mating dance!"
I sort of like some of the ancient Arab curses, such as "May wild camels defile the grave of your maternal grandmother!"
If a person has a history, sometimes just addressing them by name is sufficient.
Don Firth