As this is about cattle, perhaps you should explain horny too...


This reminds me of a bloke who kept bantam chickens in a village where I used to live. They kept escaping and shitting all over the neighbours lawn. The neighbour eventually got (memory going here..) either a court order or a council order of some description to get him to keep them on his land.

Predictably, we all had a laugh in the pub when he declared he had nailed the order to the chicken shed but he wasn't certain they could read the bugger.