The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3648502
Posted By: Rapparee
05-Aug-14 - 09:58 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I wanted ta use them flyin' monkeys fer skeet shootin' but Pat said somethin' about "no way in hell" cuz a them bein' in the house an' all. Well, I got a busy day ahead a me, doin' good an' all. Ya oughta try it sometime, Amos. Doin' somethin' good, I mean. Yer soul gits all shined up an' yer karma drops ta zero.
Fer example, I remembers how good I felt after I run over that kid an' didn't even back up. Nope, I jist kept on goin' cuz it warn't no way arterial blood. Besides, next day he threw a brick through ma front windder. Mebbe I shoulda backed up...well, that's all water under the dam.