Perhaps you're a Space Alien and are unaware of it? Take this simple test!

1. Do you have a craving to visit Roswell, New Mexico?

2. Do you have an insider's knowledge of Area 51?

3. If I said "inertialess antigravitic hyperspace drive" would you be able to sketch one from memory?

4. Do you enjoy inserting various probes into people?

5. At night, looking at the stars, do you wistfully sigh, "Third star to the right and straight on 'til morning"?

6. Do you occasionally receive mental messages from the Galactic Overlord?

7. Do you obey them?

8. When you see an attractive human being do you think, "Nice protein!"?

9. Do you consider yourself to be politically liberal or conservative or something else?

10. Are you REALLY certain people landed on the moon? Did you meet them there?