I keep dropping hints about his books (many) for Kissmeass presents but I keep getting stuff like an XXL (WTF??? it musta been on sale on accounta it's as big as a tent!) New England Patriots hoody or a "Pats fans welcome" doormat that lights up with LEDs when ya step on it... cheap assed relatives. I get them nice stuff and I get a fuckin doormat? I am cancelling Kissmeass this year. I shall be Scrooge and stay home. Oh, I'll still buy the nice bottle of wine that they forget to serve. Kissmeass is fer kids. They ain't kids and I ain't Santa no more. Fuck em.

I wonder if Stuart would air that as a listener exchange story? >;-)