An engineer told me before he died, uh huh
an engineer told me before he died uh huh
an engineer told before he died,
his wife could not be satisfied, uh huh

So he built a prick of steel uh huh (repeat )
so he built a prick of steel,
and it was driven by a fucking great wheel, uh huh

two brass balls were filled with cream uh huh (repeat)
two brass balls were filled with cream,
and the whole fucking issue was driven by steam uh huh

In and out went the prick of steel uh huh(repeat)
in and out went the prick of steel,
round and round went the fucking great wheel uh huh

"Enough ! Enough ! Enough !" She cried uh huh (repeat )
"Enough ! Enough ! Enough! " she cried ;
"Enough ! Enough! - I'm satisfied ! " uh huh

Now we come to the "biter bit " uh huh (repeat)
now we come to the "biter bit ,
there was no way of stopping it ! uh huh

So she was split from ass to tit uh huh(repeat)
she was split from ass to tit
and the whole fucking issue was covered in shit uh huh

The tune , of course, is "Froggy went a-courting and he did ride uh huh"

Sorry it is a bit vulgar, but that is what we sang in the British Navy !!! (and you DID ask !).