"Don't do too good of a job, folks will begin to expect it!"
                     ---- Talkin' John...an old carpenter I knew

He also was heard to say, when the foreman noted some fairly wide gaps in a plywood floor he was installing: "Aw, Walt, it ain't like they're gonna take pictures of it, They're just gonna walk on it."
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"When you're clumsy, you gotta be quick!"
    --- a friend of mine who knocked a bottle off of a table with his elbow, but caught it before it hit the floor.

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"The secret to effective online research isn't locating someone with the answer, but filtering out the masses of people who think they have the answer."

"A person who won't think has no advantage over one who can't think."

                         Paul Lutus