Something has been naggin' me all day to check into the Catbox and now I know why...

Jacqui!!!

I heard that you had another B-day so I figured that I had to say...

...make the Capt'n take you out to the finest of the fine eateries...

Then lounge all day while he fans you and peels your grapes...

Awwww, fuck it... Just get drunk...

BTW, you don't look a day over 17 to me...

Love ya,

B~