The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #155277   Message #3651714
Posted By: Mr Red
18-Aug-14 - 03:26 AM
Thread Name: Shortest song ever
Subject: RE: Shortest song ever
not the shortest but in the same vein

"Tom Pierce, Tom Pierce, Lend I your grey mare?
NO!"

"Have you ever seen a wild Goose?
NO!"

etc