The myth that those outside the UK circle has any interest in following anything (including inside tales) about British sports is an unfounded belief, though, one should admit, a minor one.

The absolute epitome of jealousy, coming as it does from a denizen of a nation that lionises a sport played in the UK only by lusty big girls in navy knickers and pleated skirts with slightly-chapped upper inner thighs. Mmmm...