Now THERE is a proper mutation. Well deserving of it's name. Platypus. Platitude? Nay, nay I say. I say reverse accolade. Now, yer platipussy up against yer aardvark? Aardvark hands down UNLESS the puss lures the vark into the water. Then, game over. Pussy rules in the pools, man. Vark be like 'glub, glub, glub'.