An Aberdonian went into a bar and asked for the menu
The barman told him that the special for the day was a ploughmans lunch
ie a pie a pint and half an hour upstairs with the barmaid.

To which he replied " Who's pies are they"

In a similar vein I would like to know what kind of toast are u referring to?

Aardvarks on Mudcat are Gnus to me .... my eyesight is not what it used to be