In defense of the Hawkster, (for ONCE!) he actually does put the toilet seat down.

Actually, he leaves it down. (Bet you really wanted to know that... *g*)

Oh, and Carol, now that you've seen a pic of my hamster, are you SURE you want to settle for a man or a ferret? Face it, hamsters are FAR superior. (Especially in the cuteness of the posterior...) That cute face! Those black, beady eyes! That soft fur! Those funny poses! That stubby little tail!

Think about it.