Whoa!Never mind yer modern vinyl rubbish! My shellac '78's are still increasing! I recently acquired a 10-inch 'single' of 'Blow the Wind Southerly' by Kathleen Ferrier, and a complete boxed set of Leoncavallo's 'Pagliacci' (wot? Who cares, it's complete!).
I do have quite a lot of those new-fangled vinyl things, and numerous drinks coasters which fit in the retractable shelf on the front of my PC...