The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3657800
Posted By: Rapparee
06-Sep-14 - 10:08 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
What! You don't like unseasoned food chosen for its healthiness and total lack of taste?!? Last night they offered her a dinner of crackers WITH salt on them! And ice water! I somehow failed to tell her of my triple egg omelet with avocado, Dugeness crab, and bacon topped with Hollandaise sauce at Elmers (Stilly will know( though...just completely slipped my mind.

When I was in back in March the food was actually pretty good. Not exactly fit for even lower class nobility much less a king, but it had some taste and was both edible AND non-toxic. You even got to choose your poison from a menu. AND they'll send up snacks -- celery sticks, unsalted crackers, unflavored and unsweetened "apple sauce", all sorts of things.