I suspect Musket has the stickiest keyboard on Mudcat.

No, don't jump to conclusions- you have it all wrong. It's not from self abuse. It's from the keyboard-humping enjoyment I suspect he gets from a bit of internet attention that cums his way throughout the day-good or bad. Like kids who get excited when they hear the word "poopie".

Get down, Rover ! Down boy.

:)