Dear Miz Audi,

I am not hooked at all even though I was molded. I'm a very friendly little guy and I always leave the seat down, mainly because I can't lift it up. Besides, I hardly ever use the bathroom. I have very fine manners and always ask before having anyone blow up my bottom. I was almost led astray by that nasty Cletus but lucky for me, other folks saw what was happening and had him arrested for "Contributing to the Delinquency of a Marsupial." I don't suppose things would ever work out perfectly for us since you probably prefer to date within your own species, but since this was a thread about being unhooked, I wanted to say that I am.

Best Wishes,

Cleigh O'Possum