My sister and I were told to cook a turkey for a large Thanksgiving dinner. Which meant I cooked the turkey. I fixed stuffing, pulled the plastic bag full of turkey innards out of the front end of the bird. Put in the stuffing. Wrapped the bird in foil, and put it in the oven. A few minutes later my sister's partner stopped in and asked if I'd taken the bag of turkey innards out of the BACK of the turkey.

In my defense, I'd cooked turkeys before, but they only had one bag of innards, in the front! And my sister spent the whole time watching a Woody Allen movie.