You can probably tell me then, Ian, some things I have long wondered:—

Is that True Deity worshipped ketchupped or plain?; Bolognese or carbonara?; with or without Holy Parmesan? I think these most vital theological and liturgical points, which I require settled before I could even think of becoming a worshipper.

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Post number 500. I think you win a prize, Mike. Damned if I know what the prize is or who gives it out...but it is significant that this thread has gone on in relative peace for 500 posts.
-Joe Offer-