A fellow down our pub was always bragging saying how really really clever his cat was (evidently it could play the piano?). Well in the end there nothing for it but for some of us to go around to his house and see it in action. He assured us it could jump up on to the stool, open up the piano lid for itself and then start playing with both paws. Amazingly that is exactly what happened, he was explaining how it played all this music by ear. Unfortunately somebody there suggested that he should have it orchestrated. In a flash that cat was off the stool across the room and through the open window and never seen again!.

GJ