You could always sit round a camp fire singing Kumbaya Joe. Or even A Million Green Bottles. That would at least be ironic and remind those listening that green bottles are falling.

The originating area already uses "western" medicine. Not superstitious mumbo jumbo but a healthcare system whose issues are capacity not culture.

Cultural issues are not a consideration. Saving lives is. If that makes health workers fascists, go write a song about it.

Sorry but I just can't believe what you are writing here.