Ye Gods. The press making a mountain of a story out of a nothing type molehill. Whatever next?

Well, think back very carefully. Much the same thing happened at Bacup this year.

All I can say is the dancers in question can't be very good trade unionists. If they were, they'd have blacked Cameron. (Blacked; as in to ostracise blacklegs or strikebreakers, or anti-trade union politicians.)