I first met Sally Hawkins down the old Kent Road
Her drawers were hanging down, so I slipped her half a crown
for she was a no good girl (scooby doop, scooby doop!)
She wore no blouses, and I wore no trousers
we both wore no underwear
and when she caressed me, she damn near undressed me
what a feeling no one knows! (Cor Blimey......)
I went to the doctor, he said, "Where did you have her?"
I said down where the green grass grows.....
And He said, "Quick as a twinkle, that pimple on your winkle
will be bigger than a red, red rose!"