Kick them? I made one a Godparent to my eldest...

For the record, I called Tom Brown "Tit trousers" on stage and at local clubs and he called me nappy features. At a festival, I introduced Fred Jordan as "another tit trousers."

Perhaps that's something we morons need to lose in order to conform to your rather strange take, a sense of humour.

Folk is everything you say it is. It's just a hell of a lot more besides. A pity your ostrich persona kicks in, I reckon you'd like folk music if you gave it a chance...