"Michael ... not exercised at all by your take on life. Possibly because I used to inspect care homes"

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Have you the least idea what a vulgar, obnoxious, disagreeable little swine you come over as with such observations as that, Ian? If that's the sort of persona you wish to promulgate, then just carry on at will. Makes not the remotest difference to my life or wellbeing.

But I will just mention that you are a stinking young scoundrel; nasty little cad; foul piece of lowlife...

...trusting that you, and others, will note the avoidance in my animadversions of the sort of vile locutions you habitually make use of in such exchanges.

You really are quite beyond the pale, thoroughly unfitted for acceptance in any sort of decent society...

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