A Tyrannosaurus is fighting a Triceratops to the death over a disagreement
as to which one best epitomises what it is to truly be a dinosaur...

Meanwhile down in the undergrowth, little tiny mammals and feathered reptiles
look on in bored bewilderment....

"What a pair of pillocks, they're both great big old stubborn lumbering frigging dinosaurs..!!!
F@ck 'em, lets have a party to celebrate that amazing glowing object in the sky and not invite either..."

Meanwhile a giant asteroid hurtles even closer to the Earths atmosphere........

Extract from "The Ladybird Book of Fuckwit Futile Arguements"