The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3669921
Posted By: gnu
17-Oct-14 - 11:18 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
When asked why old folks drive slowly, I reply "Because we can." However, when one has to go to several shops and sees what I saw on the radar, old folks can drive just as fast as those with fancy weehicles and little skill. Plus, it helps if you have a big hulkin pickup truck... makes the Tonka Toys leery. Just sat me arse in the chair and Dog raised his big leg in the sky. Add a 40kph wind and she's wet as whale shit out there. Duck and worm weather.

In here where me arse is sat, it's dry and snuggly. Snagged some McCain's frozen pizza on sale for $4 per and I had $1 off coupons. Imagine my delight when I saw the Bud on sale! I even traded a five dollar bill for a looto ticket worth $10M. Great day so far eh?

I hope youse and yours are living the dream too.

P.S. That there Room 101 thread? Cranky old men.