Stuck on verse 4

The first two lines I am fairly sure are

Well we thought that we might as well have a go
Ah sure we're on holiday and who the hell would know?

then there's a bit about handcuffed before but by the police

But this was different altogether
Because Jane was togged up all in leather
And she beat us with this bamboo cane
Until we couldn't stand the pain
She was a rough madam
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