I knew my(soon to be ex) father in law before I knew my(soon to be ex) husband...not in the Biblical sense you understand. Father in Law to be was going out with one of my friends(keep up at the back..she was in her 50's yes a lot older than me). His wife..my future ma in law very seldom came to festivals,so usually this was a fine arrangement. However, as they (father in law and girlfriend) were walking arm in arm along the street,he mentioned wifie was actually somewhere in the vicinity,so just save their embarressment I grabbed his other arm and thus we strolled quite merrily. Til we turned a corner and ran slap bang into the wife and her two cronies (Macbeths 3 witches had nothing on these 3). Well as you can imagine her face was a picture and father in law carried of with great aplomb.