To be fair you would be rather unlucky to be knocked down by a London bus in Cornwall. Of course, as you stagger to your feet from the first one, another two in quick succession finish the job off.
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The only time I heard Dick Gaughan tell a joke was when he stated that if the English want their independence let them have it.

You know, looking around I'm not sure the BS section is dwindling after all. Plenty of threads that don't have silly or outrageous comments that need challenge. Granted, when some of us chip in, our following trolls do what they do best and follow us but most threads when they degenerate tend to drift into extensions of recipe threads or Mike biting.

It's only when pete brings Jesus to the party or the worm manages to slip in a bit of anal sex that threads get weird. After all, the Jim v Keith roadshow hasn't entertained us for ages.