Mike. Try not to wee when writing letters to newspapers eh? Many letters are getting piss poor these days as it is.

Although one I read last week made me smile. The guy wrote that the internet was down for a couple of hours so he went downstairs to speak with his family. They seemed like nice people....

Steve. Was it a routemaster?

Cards on table. I live a few hundred yards from a trolleybus museum and yes, here oop North, We have London buses driving past our house on open days. (They have branched out into old diesel buses too.) I keep trying, unsuccessfully to retire and one thing I promise to do is be a volunteer there, playing with the oily bits.