The time traveller in our corporate entity / boy band knew you were gonna write that...

...he had a bloody good laugh about it 3 weeks ago on his way to buy a brand new Telecaster
for only a few quid back in 1951............

On the way home he popped in to have a word with young John Lennon aged only 15.

Check out your Beatles LPs now to see if the phrase "tit trousers"
is turning up in any of the songs....???