So choice of car denotes your political views now? You know what they say about Volvo drivers.... (Too expensive for me anyway Bridge. When I got my last car, I did look at a Volvo D70. Specced up to the same list price as an equivalent BMW and even after the huge discount they give on them in order to sell them, the Volvo was far more expensive on a PCP. Why? Depreciation.)

Mike. I know what my nephew is probably doing. Ramming his arm up a cow's arse. Mrs Musket has two nephews though, and watch out, they live about six miles from you. I doubt they are terrorists though. Their Mum reckons they are little terrors at times but toddlers can do that easily.

Perhaps a Muslim black sheep can be denoted as supporting Sheffield Utd? Or perhaps wearing a loud shirt in a built up area? Making a mental leap to terrorism can only be forgiven by your advanced years and the senility it provides. If you were of an age where we take your opinions seriously, you'd be up there with Akenaton.