Have ye ever been to an Irishman's shanty?
Where water is scarce and whiskey is plenty?
A three legged stool and a table to match
with a hen in the corner just ready to hatch.

Mcguire was dead and McGinty din't know
McGinty was dead and McGuire din't know
They both were dead in the very same bed
And neither one knew the other was dead.

Oh the night of the party, the night of the fun
The night when all the damage was done
They did it before and they'll do it again
The women were twice as bad as the men.
;)