The moon shone on the village pump,
it also shone on Nell
was she waiting for her lover?
was she fucking hell.

along came dirty Dick
the captain of a lugger
who wasn't fit to shovel shit
from one ship to another.

he took her to a wayside inn
which wasn't very lawful
when he took his trousers off
the smell was fucking awful.

he strapped her to a rusty bed
with sheets as black as charcoal
fucked her till her tits were red
and flames shot out her arsehole.

that's all I remember from boarding school