Well...once again, the mother-unit was visiting, and half singing, half humming (and I guess the other half was whistling) this tune. Tried to get her to write it down. yeah, right! So, here is what I gots

I don't like to see a man ride a goat
nor a boy wipe his nose on the sleeve of his coat
---------------------------------wearing false hair
Nor that gentleman kissing that maid over there

Any clues out there? Thanks so much for the effort.