You know, there's a Lord in all of us etc etc.

The maths teacher, Mr Obyee?

Gaylord Garter in the IVth form?

Seebeyee Minor fagged for Obyee's nephew, didn't he?

Sorry, must get on with this thing I am supposed to be writing. Mudcat is too good a procrastination tool. Just think, before this, it was the pub down the road...