My alleged greyhound has a catriotism policy but luckily is too lazy (and these days getting too slow) to put it into practice. The ginger Tom who sits outside the french windows preening himself in view of the poor bugger can carry on his taunting with impunity.

A friend sent me a birthday card with a cat pulling faces at a dog through a sliding glass door leading to a garden. The caption was the dog thinking "I'll give him another minute to see if he realises the door is open."