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HOW I luff to count, HEY!

Probably why all those eastern Europeans found a kindly welcome before them when they flooded into Ireland just before their countries' accession to the EU, and why they were puzzled by the slight hidden smiles every time they opened their mouth to speak, from people who'd grown up lying on their tummies before the black-and-white TV and then getting up and racing around in circles shouting "HOW I luff to count, HEY!"