I expect, like most participants in and followers of that loathsome game, that Evans the man with the silly first name, is a piece of scum.

But - -   

So, a lady over the age of consent (hypothetically) being a bit piddled but apparently quite clear what she wants, says "Yes please, pretty please with sugar on, do do both of you do do me".   I used to have a girlfriend who was quite overdemonstrative when elevated - as a wall not far from her home, a pub fence, and a loo seat could all separately testify if they had power of speech, not to mention some rather shocked friends of my daughter's to whom she happened to spill a large number of beans at a certain festival.

So what's a bloke to do? Whip out his phone and start recording the enthusiasm, or offend the lady by refusing her suggestions?

I KNOW this is not the norm, but solutions should be pragmatic.