Bad news, people! The Hamiltonian hordes have become irked by my remarks and are marching on Orillia. It is our hope that they will become hopelessly lost in the wastelands of Mississauga and Mimico and never make it to Orillia. Either that, or they will loot Barrie and then go home, bearing cartloads of plunder from the Bayfield strip.

If all else fails, we will take all the beer in Orillia and build a massive wall of beer bottles at the south edge of the town, across Hiway 11. By the time they drink their way through they'll be too wasted to fight.

Beauty, eh?

- LH