The Noodly One will ensure heads I win, tails you lose.

Mercedes want shafting, whilst on this subject.. I moan constantly that Mrs Musket's pokey little two seater has no leg room whatsoever in the passenger side. Well, I was at the dealers the other week dropping it off for a service and was mentioning this in passing to the service manager.

"Walk this way" he said. "If I could walk that way I'd need talcum powder" I thought.

He had a left hooker in. I sat in the passenger side and lo and behold, tons of leg room!

Both passenger and driver side... Its a plot, I tell you.