so yesterday I text my kids and it goes down like this

HEY DON'T BUY YOUR MOM (-) I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM FOR HER AND
DON'T TELL HER .. LOVE DAD

Problem:

I somehow copied my wife on the text message. so she started teasing me

my next text message to my kids goes like this

YOUR MOM IS MEAN TO ME SO I AM BUYING HER SOMETHING FROM SOILED UNDERS . COM
IT IS WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF LIKE THE DRESS ROSEANN BARR FARTED IN OR THE SWEATY BRA WORN BY JENNIFER LAWERENCE ETC.
DON'T TELL YOUR MOM

somehow i copied her again
my wife replies

I WILL JUST WAIT AND READ WHAT YOU GOT FROM SOILEDUNDERS.COM IN A TEXT
FOOL!! BUT GEORGE CLOONEY'S SOCKS WOULD WORK

lol I SUCK