"Smart attire for men includes the wearing of a jacket and tie, and for women a trouser or skirt suit."

Is it because I'm human,or is it because I'm American that I'm plotting how to obey these rules and flout them at the same time. How about a red and green suit jacket with a blue and yellow striped skirt? Or perhaps a grass skirt from Hawaii...

For men, how about a jacket, tie, moccasins and Plains war bonnet?

I'm so glad I'm retired and don't have to act like a grown-up anymore.