This is news? Geeziz, where the hell you been? First, he's a charter board member in Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan....Layabouts-At-Large, and there is no way someone purporting to be God could hold such an undistinguished position of non-authority. I mean, hell........He was in charge of the "Secret Decoder Capo" project and we still ain't got any of the damn things.......and its been a couple of years now.

No "GOD" would buy some lame-ass Mexican 12 string then tune it to standard pitch and hide it in a closet til it imploded.

No "GOD" would have to review and memorize his family details to sell himself on his future in-laws.

Gimmee a break............

Spaw